Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus

A pastor from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died this
morning trying to demonstrate a biblical miracle to his congregants.

Pastor Jonathan Mthethwa of the 'Saint of the last days church drowned
into the crocodile River also know as the crocodile river and was seen
by his church members getting eaten by 3 crocodiles.

"The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week. He promised he
would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up
drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us. We
still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed
the whole week." said Deacon Nkosi, who is one of the church members.